Employee of the week parking spots.

[TheFaQQer]

When people are rude to Wilmslow, he gives them their milk last.

Lovely.

Milky milky.

[Cliphead]

A gig a few years ago in Edinburgh parking was impossible but the MD's parking spot was always free as he rarely bothered to come up from London. Security guards were primed with my mobile number in case he turned up which never actually happened in the six months I was there. Sorted.