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Line up for Celeb Get Me Out Of Here revealed

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    #11
    Google Jessica Jane Clement and look at the images.


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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      You mean this isn't it???



      or as she will be in the jungle..

      Think she'll get her c0ck out ??
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        I recognize five of those names - I think that's probably the most I've ever known.
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          #14
          'Freddie Starr Ate My Cockroaches, Bastard!'
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            It does seem like a very disappointing line-up.
            If I had built my hopes up enough for the line up on celebrity twat fest to be disappointing I would be asking myself some serious questions. Like whether it's better to open my veins or overdose.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              If I had built my hopes up enough for the line up on celebrity twat fest to be disappointing I would be asking myself some serious questions. Like whether it's better to open my veins or overdose.
              What's not to like about 'celebs' being made to eat kangaroo testicles and doing other demeaning stuff It's about the only time I watch ITV!

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                #17
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Google Jessica Jane Clement and look at the images.


                I've met her! She's gorg.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  What's not to like about 'celebs' being made to eat kangaroo testicles and doing other demeaning stuff It's about the only time I watch ITV!
                  WHS. Ii's usually good value telly.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    WHS. Ii's usually good value telly.
                    Yep - it's the only time I ever thought about voting Thatcher.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I knew a bloke who got her pissed.
                      He pulled her draws down and hoiked his saus out.
                      She took one look at it, and got VERY excited. Then she grabbed hold tightly and threw it seventy metres down the street




                      I know a woman who met her in the pub once. When she'd gone to the loo, my friend picked up her pint, stuck her arse in it and guffed.
                      When she got back from the toilet she picked up her pint, sniffed it, sipped it and said "you fart in my whitbread?"
                      to which my friend replied....





















                      "nah, I'm Tessa Sanderson"


















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