They always look so cold, so I give them a nice warming drink - a double espresso.
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Halloween & Trick or Treaters
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI shall be inviting them in, I shall then chase them round the old dark house for a bit, then I shall cut them up into very small pieces.
Great minds Lockhouse.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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We have a number of pumpkin lanterns in the windows, the door is drapes in fake cobweb and a bat, a ghost is hanging from the top window by a fishing rod and when you press the doorbell it's linked up to play a ghostly sound.
Well get about 30 different groups tonight as we did last year. Only thing is when we go out this year I'm not leaving any sweets out for people when were not there as last year someone took all of it including the box!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Just had to ditch the bloody head I was holding by the hair. It's scared the last three sets of children that have come around.
Moo haa haaaaaaaaa!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm expecting a cut of the little guy's hoard.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I've got some fava beans and a nice chianti"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Poor turnout this year. About 15/16 at last count. Last year closer to 30.
Last year it was a Sunday. This year, everyone back to school.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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But could you manage them all?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPoor turnout this year. About 15/16 at last count. Last year closer to 30.
Last year it was a Sunday. This year, everyone back to school."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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I don't get any trick or treaters. The lazy brats apparently can't be arsed to walk half a mile up the private drivewayOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostHow will you be dealling with tonight's Trick or Treaters?
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Dim?Originally posted by Platypus View PostI don't get any trick or treaters. The lazy brats apparently can't be arsed to walk half a mile up the private driveway
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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