My flatmate is a kleptomaniac

[DieScum]

How is that strange? Some women play with themselves just as much as men. Quite logical she would use the gel on the tip of her vibrator. As for the pregnancy kits, they last for ages, so it could be for in the future. Unless she finds her boyfriend repulsive, she could be religious and not want to sleep with him until later in the relationship and if she's as catholic as the pope, not use condoms and then need the testing kit.

It's strange because she has placed personal sexual items in my private bathroom cabinet rather than her own bathroom.

It is also odd and probably a symptom of obsessive hoarding because as far as I am aware she is celibate. She is collecting and keeping objects of trivial value for which she has no need.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were stolen in the first place.

[TheFaQQer]

It's strange because she has placed personal sexual items in my private bathroom cabinet rather than her own bathroom.

I'm with MF on this one!

The placing of vaginal gel means, 'Hey big boy, I'm hot 'n' horny and want you to do me like they do on the Discovery channel.

Go for it!