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My flatmate is a kleptomaniac
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Oh excellentOriginally posted by MarillionFanIt's not the locking of the door you need to worry about, it's the burglars who come through the windows.
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My flatmate is a kleptomaniac
Is she taking anything for it?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Even with the best locks, all that is needed is a telescopic ladder that fits inside a case, two wooden wedges and a Stanley knife. They can then remove roof tiles and cut the plasterboard ceiling; they did that to one of by neighbours.Originally posted by MarillionFanIt's not the locking of the door you need to worry about, it's the burglars who come through the windows.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-entering.html"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Dunno if she has been diagnosed but it's pretty obvious she is a classic case.Is she taking anything for it?
It's kind of weird for me. I should be angry at her but apparently it's a condition and she can't help it.
I'll just move out quicker than I would have done, which is a pain, but I don't know how I would even approach trying to get her help for it.Comment
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I was diagnosed with OCD, but then I was diagnosed with ADHD so, I forgot what I was obsessed about....
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How is that strange? Some women play with themselves just as much as men. Quite logical she would use the gel on the tip of her vibrator. As for the pregnancy kits, they last for ages, so it could be for in the future. Unless she finds her boyfriend repulsive, she could be religious and not want to sleep with him until later in the relationship and if she's as catholic as the pope, not use condoms and then need the testing kit.Originally posted by DieScum View PostWhen I looked later the 'stuff' included an out of date pregnancy kit and two tubes of 'vaginal pleasure gel'. What makes that even stranger is that I believe she is celibate - she makes her boyfriend sleep overnight on the couch.
Anyway housemates are always a pain. My brothers housemates used to steal/eat all his food because they couldnt be bothered buying their own.Comment
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I do as well, nothing to worry about really. Better to check than to be sorry later on.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI do the door thing, I'm always terrified I haven't locked it properly.Comment
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Nice seduction styleOriginally posted by MarillionFanProbably best to reciprocate my placing a pair of slightly soiled underpants under her pillow.
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Worked for meOriginally posted by MarillionFanProbably best to reciprocate by placing a pair of slightly soiled underpants under her pillow.
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