Your home town

[Cliphead]

Weee doyn't be loikin dem toooorists roynd deez 'ere paaaarts.......

When I worked in Maine the most common bumper sticker I saw on cars was;

'Welcome to Maine. Now spend your money and **** off'

The second most common was;

'Welcome to Maine. If you're lucky you'll catch lobster, if you're unlucky you'll catch crabs'

I found it quite a friendly place

[shaunbhoy]

Ah Ayr.


Got into a fight in Rabbies bar for the crime of being English...it must have been the accent.

I visited there on a few occasions with English Army mates of mine. Even drank in Rabbies with them. None of them got picked on.
I expect in your case the fight started simply due to your innate twuntishness. With your outlook I expect getting your head kicked in is never much further away than a gormless mouth opening. Could happen anywhere, probably does.

[Churchill]

I visited there on a few occasions with English Army mates of mine. Even drank in Rabbies with them. None of them got picked on.
I expect in your case the fight started simply due to your innate twuntishness. With your outlook I expect getting your head kicked in is never much further away than a gormless mouth opening. Could happen anywhere, probably does.

I'd have thought McTavish's in Oban would've been more suitable for Troll...

[EternalOptimist]

I'd have thought McTavish's in Oban would've been more suitable for Troll...

McTavishes Kitchen. wow. what a memory

and Mary the chambermaid, from the hotel across the bay.

thanks for the crabs btw Mary

[lilelvis2000]

What about your own home towns? Still live there, get teary eye thinking about the place or would you rather the bulldozers moved in?

I moved around a lot when young. but spent from 5y/o to 17y/o in a tiny hamlet in northern canada. I reckon it kept me outta trouble because everyone knew everyone else, so crime was pretty low. It was surrounded by native reserves however which had its social effects - mucho drunkeness.

After that I've never lived anywhere more than 10years. I'm already now planning where to move next. The wife wants Madeira, I'd like to go to Calgary, Canada.

[Jog On]

I can't stand the place where I grew up (Parsons Green, Fulham). It's full of horrible stuck up yuppie types paying stupid money to live in a shoe box. Aweful aweful place..

[Churchill]

McTavishes Kitchen. wow. what a memory

and Mary the chambermaid, from the hotel across the bay.

thanks for the crabs btw Mary

Dad?!? Is that you?

[Churchill]

I can't stand the place where I grew up (Parsons Green, Fulham). It's full of horrible stuck up yuppie types paying stupid money to live in a shoe box. Aweful aweful place..

Tell us about the quality of the local educational establishments...

[AlfredJPruffock]

In my little town -
I never meant nothing

I was just my fathers son

Saving my money

Dreaming of glory

Twitching like a finger
On the trigger of a gun

Leaving nothing but the dead and dying
Back in my little town

[Churchill]

James Mason wasn't too enamoured with his home town if memory serves...