Another cat works equally well, possibly better than a dog. Not only does it stop the other cats from tulipting in your garden, but it goes and tulips in someone else's garden.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Cat problems
Collapse
X
-
-
-
Originally posted by The MasterAnother cat works equally well, possibly better than a dog. Not only does it stop the other cats from tulipting in your garden, but it goes and tulips in someone else's garden.
a dog works quite well..I'd never crap in a garden with a dog in it.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
-
So to stop little cats tulipting in the garden you cover it in tulip from a big cat?Sounds sensible to me.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
-
Just phone your local Chinese takeaway, and tell them you have some spare cats. Problem solved. (Just don't tell Mrs M I said that.)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
Originally posted by privateeyeIts no longer sold in this country but there was an infra-red contraption that stuck into the ground and connected to the hosepipe - when it sensed movement it fired a jet of water at 40mph where the movement was. It was the most effective thing I used, even stopped the postman walking across the lawn. Sadly it broke and I can't find a replacement
http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page889.html
Don't know how much it will cost to ship though!!Comment
-
Originally posted by Mrs SmithI have discovered something which finally works for keeping the cats from using Mr Smith's beds for their toilet.
Lion dung.
Purchased from Robert Dyas and worth every penny of the £8.99.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
-
Good point owl. Hyenas too. According to a David Attenborough prog. I saw they like rolling in it. Before you know it his garden could look like the Serengeti.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
-
I bet he can already see the herd of wildebeest sweeping majestically into the sunset from 17 Acacia Avenue.Comment
-
There is nothing more satisfying than hitting the little barstards with a well-aimed half-brick, as I managed to do on Sunday.
Allegedly.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment