Got myself in trouble….

[TestMangler]

'Bollocksed' is not profanity.

Leave my number on her desk, tell her if she wants to hear profanity, please call

[TheFaQQer]

Called the organiser who is on the senior management team, and is incompetent at arranging meetings, and told her people will be too bollockes for this.

Well, that was silly of you.

She then sends me an email asking me to not swear at her.

Fine.

I then get another email sent to other people advising I am so upset at the prospect of a late evening meeting I am using multiple profanities at her.

Well, that was silly of her.

I'd start talking to your HR department - complain of sexual harassment from her, so she gets the boot before you do.

[Mich the Tester]

'Bollocksed' is not profanity.

Leave my number on her desk, tell her if she wants to hear profanity, please call

I can do that too; it's a test management thing. Chapter 1; Test management methodologies, Chapter 2; test specification techniques Chapter 3; swearing at dickhead Project/Line managers.

[TestMangler]

I can do that too; it's a test management thing. Chapter 1; Test management methodologies, Chapter 2; test specification techniques Chapter 3; swearing at dickhead Project/Line managers.

I skipped the first two chapters

Also didn't realise Ch 3 was so targetted !

[Mich the Tester]

I skipped the first two chapters

Also didn't realise Ch 3 was so targetted !

Oh yes, I target my profanities. There is a special appendix for swearing at reps from so-called ' system integrators' who think every defect should be called a 'change request', but that would be quite simply too obscene for publication.

[d000hg]

and pick up his P45 on the way out?

Simply bitching to him is fine, but sending a snotty email around the office is unprofessional/unacceptable and he should call her on it one way or another or she knows she can bully him.

MF, you need to learn to stand up for yourself in the workplace.

[Freamon]

'Bollocksed' is not profanity.

Nor is 'bollockes', whatever that means.

[MarillionFan]

Nor is 'bollockes', whatever that means.

I believe ****y bollocks is though.

[suityou01]

I believe ****y bollocks is though.

That is the familiar form of what is quite acceptably a term of indearment.

Example :

Queen : One was supposed to be visiting Sandringham this weekend, but old ****y bollocks double booked us for a night out with Charles and Camilla.

Prince Phillip : Oh ffs she's orf again.

[OwlHoot]

Go to the meeting. Interrupt and loudly state you will not tolerate such unprofessional behaviour as to send childish emails to other people rather than discuss with you face to face. Then storm out. Meeting avoided.

d000hg, your .sig is very conspicuous for people reading threads at clientco.

Could you consider replacing it with a full screen Excel spreadsheet, so no one will wonder what we are reading?

TIA