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[janey]

I know a bloke who claims to be hung like a pork pie, do you think he is safe from Threaded and/or Janey?

I don't know what you can possibly mean

*janey in swwet & innocent mode*

[Fleetwood]

Lots of knobbly bits around the rim?

F in "This thread is degenerating" mode

[EternalOptimist]

I know a bloke who claims to be hung like a pork pie, do you think he is safe from Threaded and/or Janey?

thats daft, you might be hung like a donkey, errol flynn or even dick Turpin, but a pork pie?
If we are going down that road the I am hung like a vindaloo