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    Hey ZoiderSmallCock,

    Have you tried a penis extension, or a toupee?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      If your brakes are too good it just means the person behind will ram you
      I can confirm this. My Z is in the garage at the moment because of this. Apparently my brakes are better or I am a better "braker" than Robert Shumacher in a SEAT. Muppet.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Even though I did say I'd buy an Audi (had an A4 1.8T in the past) I'm thinking of buying another Mazda 6 as I've been very happy with the one I've got.

        2 kids, balls intact and I don't give a tulip what you think, can you accept that?
        Absolutely.

        Just thought in a previous post sledging me for buying perceived quality, being simple and led by marketing was just quite amusing, given you then saying you'd buy an Audi over a Cee'd. It kind of contradicted what you were trying to say, was massively ironic and kind of made you look the simpleton you were attempting to portray me as.

        Can you accept that?

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          Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
          Absolutely.

          Just thought in a previous post sledging me for buying perceived quality, being simple and led by marketing was just quite amusing, given you then saying you'd buy an Audi over a Cee'd. It kind of contradicted what you were trying to say, was massively ironic and kind of made you look the simpleton you were attempting to portray me as.

          Can you accept that?
          No the sharpest tool in the box are you?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            People defending the Kia over a Merc or BMW are either insane or trolling. I wouldn't trust a cheap tin can with my wife and kids inside.

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              Why can't we all just get along?

              Oh, the humanity!

              Will someone please think of the kids?

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                Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
                What is being missed here, is that I said buying a new Cee'd, is a criminal waste of imagination, as there are other, far better, cars on the market for the same money, and with second hand cars, premium second hand cars, you'll lose a lot less money.
                Yes but the same can be said for a new German 'quality' motor as highlighted several times in this thread, what a bout a used Cee'd with 4 years warranty remaining? You can get one from a franchised dealer for little over 4k according to Parkers, is that good value for someone who doesn't really care what they drive?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
                  FTFY

                  I enjoyed a nice night thanks, aided superbly by being wafted along the M5 yesterday afternoon in absolute comfort listening to a very good album, on a very good stereo.

                  I'd venture you don't get that feeling often spacecadet
                  Correct, I don't often need to go down the M5
                  and then it depends if I take the Lexus or the Kia
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Hey ZoiderSmallCock,

                    Have you tried a penis extension, or a toupee?
                    Now here's the intellectual calvary arriving.

                    So, I have a smal penis, still, and am now balding/bald? Ouch, that hurt....

                    I am in awe of your sledging prowess; how ironic that my neediness has led to you thinking of me having a small cock, yet you think you're being clever and tough, by typing child like insults makes you look big and clever.

                    Very good. There's a book in everyone, and all you need is the psychiatrist to write one about you sas. No wonder everyone thinks you're a bit of a ****

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                      Originally posted by russell View Post
                      I wouldn't trust a cheap tin can with my wife and kids inside.
                      Yeah because Kia's are made of tin
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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