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Doesn't feeding your nuts to squirrels count then?Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Ooooooh, the suspense is terrible . . . . I hope it lasts.Originally posted by AtW View PostThey are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.

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Will he have moved by then do you reckons ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGod. I dread the day he loses his virginity.______________________
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FWIW - I have just secured an offset mortgage with Santander for purchase of my weekend residence without too much hassle - anyone interestedOriginally posted by AtW View PostThey are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.

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In Russia all boys are taken at age 12 to meet Olga, after which they are then given their first gunOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostGod. I dread the day he loses his virginity.Coffee's for closersComment
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This used to be true, until at the age of 12 they got it wrong by giving AtW a gun and then introducing him to Olga.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostIn Russia all boys are taken at age 12 to meet Olga, after which they are then given their first gunWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Aren't you supposed to get the mortgage offer sorted out before making your bid?Originally posted by AtW View PostThey are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Well at least it won't be a very long post.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGod. I dread the day he loses his virginity.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThis used to be true, until at the age of 12 they got it wrong by giving AtW a gun and then introducing him to Olga.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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