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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    God. I dread the day he loses his virginity.
    You planning on living forever then?

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      #12
      Doesn't feeding your nuts to squirrels count then?
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        They are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.

        Ooooooh, the suspense is terrible . . . . I hope it lasts.


        With all due acknowledgements to Oscar Wilde
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          God. I dread the day he loses his virginity.
          Will he have moved by then do you reckons ?
          ______________________
          Don't get mad...get even...

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            They are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.

            FWIW - I have just secured an offset mortgage with Santander for purchase of my weekend residence without too much hassle - anyone interested ?
            ______________________
            Don't get mad...get even...

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              God. I dread the day he loses his virginity.
              In Russia all boys are taken at age 12 to meet Olga, after which they are then given their first gun
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                In Russia all boys are taken at age 12 to meet Olga, after which they are then given their first gun
                This used to be true, until at the age of 12 they got it wrong by giving AtW a gun and then introducing him to Olga.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  They are wondering about fluctuating of profits in business.

                  Aren't you supposed to get the mortgage offer sorted out before making your bid?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    God. I dread the day he loses his virginity.
                    Well at least it won't be a very long post.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      This used to be true, until at the age of 12 they got it wrong by giving AtW a gun and then introducing him to Olga.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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