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Ahhh thank you, no-one ever explained that before .... I suppose tulip does have more of a ring than pilut as well .... -
Tulip
Sockies
Trolls
Bobs
Pimps
Gigs - okay this is one of the easier ones.
I have often felt that there should be some sort of forum dictionary for new members, a bit like the Viz profanisaurus.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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OK, I'll bite, what is a sockie?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostTulip
Sockies
Trolls
Bobs
Pimps
Gigs - okay this is one of the easier ones.
I have often felt that there should be some sort of forum dictionary for new members, a bit like the Viz profanisaurus.
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Do you need those explained or were you just suggesting examples?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostTulip
Sockies
Trolls
Bobs
Pimps
Gigs - okay this is one of the easier ones.
I have often felt that there should be some sort of forum dictionary for new members, a bit like the Viz profanisaurus.
qhJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Sockie is short for sock puppet which implies that the user id is being operated by another member of this board.Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostOK, I'll bite, what is a sockie?Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Ah, ok.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostSockie is short for sock puppet which implies that the user id is being operated by another member of this board.
So person does that sockie twat shaunnyboy belong to, as he really can't be that stupid.Comment
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Patron sounds better than "member". Or appendage.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostSockie is short for sock puppet which implies that the user id is being operated by another member of this board.Comment
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Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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