I cannot live in the UK, alhtough I could claim asylum

[Old Greg]

Indeed some of the hospitals near me have "walk in centres" where you can just turn up and see a GP about anything without an appointment.

And try walking into a hospital saying, 'I've got a letter from my GP'.

Anyway 12/24 for me. I think any score between 8 and 15 should get you in. Perhaps 15 would allow you to live in a nice part of the country, with 10 limiting you to Northern Ireland or Scunthorpe, 9 to Devon and 8 to Wandsworth.

[Spacecadet]

a bit extreme...

whilst there are girls being forced to go to pakistan to get married by their "British" parents it's not extreme at all.
And don't forget the really unfortunate ones who get beaten or killed because their family doesn't like their boyfriend

[Zoiderman]

You scored 16 out of a possible 24

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

Bit of a worry

[Churchill]

I only got 12/24

I'm English, I got a "buy".

[Arturo Bassick]

You scored 13 out of a possible 24

[petergriffin]

You scored 10 out of a possible 24

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

Now, will I be deported back to Montecarlo?

[DodgyAgent]

11/24 for me but at least it is more than 20%

[Mich the Tester]

You scored 16 out of a possible 24

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

But then I've left already so I don't care.


<understatement mode on>
Some of the questions might be said to have a somewhat tenuous connection to getting on with daily life in the UK.
<understatement mode off>

[Spacecadet]

But then I've left already so I don't care.


<understatement mode on>
Some of the questions might be said to have a somewhat tenuous connection to getting on with daily life in the UK.
<understatement mode off>

The real life test itself was only created to keep the immigrant haters happy and passing it is mearly a hurdle (which only the chronically stupid will fall at), not a filter.
Then the Guardian (in their lefty wisdom) publish their online version to make it look like immigrants have more right to be here than natives, cause they've passed the citizenship test and we haven't.

[lilelvis2000]

hah! I've met a number of people who have "passed" the LIUK test (or equivalent ESOL course) and can't speak a word of English. Pay someone £300 and you have a bonafide certificate you can use within minutes.

Another waste of time, but it does make DC look good in that suit of his.