sasguru is in the Telegraph!

[PRC1964]

Are you really saying that someone is a ****** because they are called oliver? That is a bit sad IMO.

Well, it is a bit common.

[Mich the Tester]

I always hated Jemima, nearly as much as I hated Hamble. Big Ted and Little Ted were cool, but Humpty was a bit of a prat.

[PAH]

Their two-bedroom ex-council flat with a balcony overlooking Wandsworth Common

I hope their greyhounds are allowed on the Common. Can't see that balcony being much use.

Reminds me of this bird I once dated. She had a cat despite living on the second floor of an apartment block. Poor cat was mental from being kept indoors 24/7.

Felt like reporting her to the RSPCA, after I'd got bored of knobbing her of course.

[gingerjedi]

If he was called Cuthbert von Floopendongler I could understand but Oliver is hardly an unusual name, neither is Jemima or even Milo since the Tweenies.

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

Oli? Jemima? Milo?

Darn, if the wife had been called Mama it would have been a palindrome "Oli, Mama, Milo"

[Spacecadet]

Felt like reporting her to the RSPCA, after I'd got bored of knobbing her of course.

Poor pussy

[PRC1964]

Just an aside, but a google images search for cuthbert returns some pleasing images

I was expecting this:



but got this:




Thanks google.