German farm girls calendar shows pick of the crop

[Churchill]

What I was attempting to convey was that as a generalisation German girls are prettier than those on the calendar ...

Pretty? Who the **** wants "pretty"? Sultry, alluring, beautiful, attractive and sexy yes, "pretty"? Nah!

[minestrone]

Pretty? Who the **** wants "pretty"? Sultry, alluring, beautiful, attractive and sexy yes, "pretty"? Nah!

Sounds like you have pumped next door's cat.

[Churchill]

Sounds like you have pumped next door's cat.

Oh, ok.

[TimberWolf]

20:03 October 4, 2011 by Englishted
I think some Welshmen will find the sheep more attractive,but it is only what I heard.

[Troll]

Miss Germany


Miss England

[TimberWolf]

Miss Canada:


she has got a face you know

[Churchill]

Miss Canada:


she has got a face you know

She's got a camel's toe that looks like a pair of bollocks a squirrel would be proud of.

[TimberWolf]

She's got a camel's toe that looks like a pair of bollocks a squirrel would be proud of.

It's called a pubic mound or something. Quite moundy for some women.

[Troll]

Don't the swimsuits have padding so that kind of thing doesn't show? <attempting to avert gaze>

[TimberWolf]

Don't the swimsuits have padding so that kind of thing doesn't show? <attempting to avert gaze>

Why would they want to do a stupid thing like that?