German farm girls calendar shows pick of the crop

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Paddy replied

6 October 2011, 16:32
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She's got a camel's toe that looks like a pair of bollocks a squirrel would be proud of.
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2011, 14:42
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Don't the swimsuits have padding so that kind of thing doesn't show? <attempting to avert gaze>

Why would they want to do a stupid thing like that?
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Troll replied

6 October 2011, 14:39
Don't the swimsuits have padding so that kind of thing doesn't show? <attempting to avert gaze>
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2011, 14:11
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She's got a camel's toe that looks like a pair of bollocks a squirrel would be proud of.

It's called a pubic mound or something. Quite moundy for some women.
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Churchill replied

6 October 2011, 14:09
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Miss Canada:

she has got a face you know

She's got a camel's toe that looks like a pair of bollocks a squirrel would be proud of.
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2011, 14:02
Miss Canada:

she has got a face you know
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Troll replied

6 October 2011, 13:55
Miss Germany

Miss England
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2011, 13:36
20:03 October 4, 2011 by Englishted
I think some Welshmen will find the sheep more attractive,but it is only what I heard.
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Churchill replied

6 October 2011, 13:05
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Sounds like you have pumped next door's cat.

Oh, ok.
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minestrone replied

6 October 2011, 13:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Pretty? Who the **** wants "pretty"? Sultry, alluring, beautiful, attractive and sexy yes, "pretty"? Nah!

Sounds like you have pumped next door's cat.
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Churchill replied

6 October 2011, 12:56
Originally posted by Troll View Post

What I was attempting to convey was that as a generalisation German girls are prettier than those on the calendar ...

Pretty? Who the **** wants "pretty"? Sultry, alluring, beautiful, attractive and sexy yes, "pretty"? Nah!
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wim121 replied

6 October 2011, 12:52
What's with all this crap of them covering their breasts/privates? If you're paying for softcore porn, dammit you should see something. You see more on most page 3's!
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Troll replied

6 October 2011, 08:20
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Perhaps it's the fact that they're not professional models?

What I was attempting to convey was that as a generalisation German girls are prettier than those on the calendar ...
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gingerjedi replied

6 October 2011, 08:19
December looks like a right skank (still would though).
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Churchill replied

6 October 2011, 08:13
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Having dated a few German girls in my youth - these are somewhat disappointing IMHO

Mind you our girls are not that much better... (and acknowledging the smaller sample)

Perhaps its a farming thing

Farm girls turn calendar pin-ups for risqué charity photo shoot | Mail Online

Perhaps it's the fact that they're not professional models?
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