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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Next time change your watch an hour back and during the evening casually say that there is loads more time left ...
    Not sure anyone is going to take romantic advice from someone that has yet to pop their cherry alexei.

    HTH
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Not sure anyone is going to take romantic advice from someone that has yet to pop their cherry alexei.

      HTH


      I have popped off cherry with Elena Shotputoffovich of Lenin Memorial Athletic school! Twice! Once before the operation, once after, as she left to add ladies medal from Moscow Games to her men's medals collection!

      Regards
      AtW

      Last edited by Mich the Tester; 5 October 2011, 13:34.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Wilmslow, you don't know what she's up to when you're not around. I suggest texting her every half hour or so to check. And a few more texts containing sweet nothings wouldn't go amiss either.

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          #14
          but seriously lets cut to the chase

          did she have good n**rks??

          was she a bit of a lard*rse??

          I await your reply with baited breath

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