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Scat - Shirley (ie not representative of all Jazz)Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Jazz fans would make you believe Dizzy Gillespie invented the diminished seventh.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostScat - Shirley (ie not representative of all Jazz)
Self important tripe if you ask me.Comment
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And rugby.Originally posted by minestrone View PostDon't get me started.
Jazz and poetry.
What next?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yep, I'm with you there.Originally posted by minestrone View PostBob Dylan.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Agreed, and while I loathe it as a genre, trad jazz (Dixieland?) is worlds apart from modern jazz, which, as far as I can tell, is just five guys each playing a different tune that they just made up.Originally posted by minestrone View PostJazz fans would make you believe Dizzy Gillespie invented the diminished seventh.
Self important tripe if you ask me.Comment
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Just listened to Belle & Sabsatians's "I fought in a war"
I fought in a war
and I left my friends behind me
to go looking for the enemy
Can someone tell him he never fought in a war and he never went looking for the enemy.Comment
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Poetry made palatable:
(might be called 'music')
Tell her to find me an acre of land [Very practical]
(On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves) [nice sing-over]
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme [that's poetry!]
(Washes the grave with silvery tears) [acceptable poetry]
Between the salt water and the sea strands [hmm, losing it now]
(A soldier cleans and polishes a gun) [wtf]
Then she'll be a true love of mine [oh, ffs]
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt [A what?]
(A hill in the deep forest green) [My favourite line]Comment
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I don’t mind some poetry, but at school I couldn’t stand teachers telling me how great a particular poem is. I get that you like it…why do I have to like it?Comment
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