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    #11
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Don't get me started.

    Jazz and poetry.

    Shoowbdeee raa skeee, bee be be show doo wap. ahhhhhh, ra ta skillidy bop
    .
    Scat - Shirley (ie not representative of all Jazz)
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #12
      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
      Scat - Shirley (ie not representative of all Jazz)
      Jazz fans would make you believe Dizzy Gillespie invented the diminished seventh.

      Self important tripe if you ask me.

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Don't get me started.

        Jazz and poetry.
        And rugby.


        What next?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          And rugby.


          What next?
          Bob Dylan.

          Atonal tripe.

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Bob Dylan.
            Yep, I'm with you there.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Jazz fans would make you believe Dizzy Gillespie invented the diminished seventh.

              Self important tripe if you ask me.
              Agreed, and while I loathe it as a genre, trad jazz (Dixieland?) is worlds apart from modern jazz, which, as far as I can tell, is just five guys each playing a different tune that they just made up.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #17
                Just listened to Belle & Sabsatians's "I fought in a war"

                I fought in a war
                and I left my friends behind me
                to go looking for the enemy

                Can someone tell him he never fought in a war and he never went looking for the enemy.

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                  #18
                  Poetry made palatable:



                  (might be called 'music')


                  Tell her to find me an acre of land [Very practical]
                  (On the side of a hill a sprinkling of leaves) [nice sing-over]
                  Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme [that's poetry!]
                  (Washes the grave with silvery tears) [acceptable poetry]
                  Between the salt water and the sea strands [hmm, losing it now]
                  (A soldier cleans and polishes a gun) [wtf]
                  Then she'll be a true love of mine [oh, ffs]

                  Tell her to make me a cambric shirt [A what?]
                  (A hill in the deep forest green) [My favourite line]

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                    #19
                    Must be about the Normandy landings I guess.

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                      #20
                      I don’t mind some poetry, but at school I couldn’t stand teachers telling me how great a particular poem is. I get that you like it…why do I have to like it?

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