Been to my first Lapdance Club

[Churchill]

Never been to a lapdancing club.

I don't quite see the point.

[Mich the Tester]

That's how it starts. One night you're an honoury bloke/token woman at a lapdance club, next you're gnoshing off strangers in a dogging layby in Wilmslow.

Beware Cojak, voice of experience there.

[Cliphead]

A client took me to one a couple of years ago and paid for everything including the 'champagne room'. Quite an interesting experience.

[doodab]

I do like the idea of dropping a load of change into the pants of a lapdancer!

Just don't try and put it in the slot.

[wobbegong]

Just don't try and put it in the slot.

Exactly! That's for swiping your credit card.

[Pondlife]

Never been to a lapdancing club.

I don't quite see the point.

I have. (works leaving do)

Your 2nd point is still valid IMHO.

[Netraider]

You could have brought along your instrument, and strummed away to yourself in a corner....

[Mich the Tester]

Never been to a lapdancing club.

I don't quite see the point.

You're more likely to see two wobbling mounds than one point.

[norrahe]

Which one did you end up at? Hopefully not Browns in the city

[Wilmslow]

£50 notes ? You posh bastard !!

Last lapdance club I was in (in Bristol) it was pound coins

Pound notes in my day........