Salutations ...

[Fungus]

Make it your good deed for the day to hug a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist in a display of brotherly love.

Make sure it's just before he presses the trigger button. That way you'll get to spread your goodwill over as wide an area as possible.

[Xenophon]

Happy birthday Chico. Have fun tonight. Go out and drink loads of champagne. Take some coke. Score some pay-as-you-go sex.

[Churchill]

come to think of it, the nut cutlet is probly mortification enough...

Chickpea turds scratch the inside of your arse!

[Captain Jack]

Ooooooooooooooooooo that sounds like fun...

Have you mentioned it to Cap'n Jack?

Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.

[sasguru]

Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.

Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday

[Captain Jack]

Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday

I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.

[sasguru]

I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.

Yes, you could broaden his, er, mind.

[The Lone Gunman]

Yes widen his circle as it were

[sasguru]

Yes widen his circle as it were

Indeed. Expand his world view.

[Captain Jack]

Indeed. Expand his world view.

You know what they say, join the Salvation Army and feel a man.