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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Make it your good deed for the day to hug a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist in a display of brotherly love.
    Make sure it's just before he presses the trigger button. That way you'll get to spread your goodwill over as wide an area as possible.

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      #12
      Happy birthday Chico. Have fun tonight. Go out and drink loads of champagne. Take some coke. Score some pay-as-you-go sex.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        come to think of it, the nut cutlet is probly mortification enough...
        Chickpea turds scratch the inside of your arse!

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Ooooooooooooooooooo that sounds like fun...

          Have you mentioned it to Cap'n Jack?
          Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Captain Jack
            Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.
            Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru
              Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday
              I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Captain Jack
                I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.
                Yes, you could broaden his, er, mind.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Yes widen his circle as it were
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                    Yes widen his circle as it were
                    Indeed. Expand his world view.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru
                      Indeed. Expand his world view.
                      You know what they say, join the Salvation Army and feel a man.

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