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Make sure it's just before he presses the trigger button. That way you'll get to spread your goodwill over as wide an area as possible. -
Happy birthday Chico. Have fun tonight. Go out and drink loads of champagne. Take some coke. Score some pay-as-you-go sex.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Chickpea turds scratch the inside of your arse!Originally posted by zeitghostcome to think of it, the nut cutlet is probly mortification enough...
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Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.Originally posted by zeitghostOoooooooooooooooooo that sounds like fun...
Have you mentioned it to Cap'n Jack?
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Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthdayOriginally posted by Captain JackOooooh, you cheeky monkey.
Hard Brexit now!
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I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.Originally posted by sasguruCap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday
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Yes, you could broaden his, er, mind.Originally posted by Captain JackI guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.Hard Brexit now!
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Yes widen his circle as it wereI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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Indeed. Expand his world view.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanYes widen his circle as it wereHard Brexit now!
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You know what they say, join the Salvation Army and feel a man.Originally posted by sasguruIndeed. Expand his world view.Comment
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