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    #11
    but how does he ... ahem... clean her?
    he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???

    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #12
      Originally posted by janey
      but how does he ... ahem... clean her?
      he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???

      Beat me too it janey. Though was perhaps thinking a bit more along the lines of how often does he clean her?

      Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....


      Edit: actually, perhaps he could pay a woman to come in and do that bit?
      Last edited by Joe Black; 20 April 2006, 08:12.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Joe Black
        Beat me too it janey. Though was perhaps thinking a bit more along the lines of how often does he clean her?

        Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....
        hmmm yes unfortunately that occurred to me too...
        "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          There are few things worse than a crusty android...

          On 2nd thoughts, my ex might have been one of them...
          Did you use a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush?
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #15
            Originally posted by threaded
            Did you use a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush?
            by the sounds of it bleach and a wire brush was more in order!!

            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              #16
              I thought you just buy a new one as soon as her nose starts running!

              Arf-arf!

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                #17
                A number eleven?

                F in "Dirty Old Man" mode
                We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                  #18
                  Which one of you set this up then?

                  http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp

                  (Not very work safe)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PRC1964
                    Which one of you set this up then?

                    http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp

                    (Not very work safe)
                    It's Milan's plan 'B'...

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                      #20
                      Bye Bye, this has got to go to light relief. I suggest you carry this one on in "test please delete" as it could run and run.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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