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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Ooh!! Get a load of the JobTardis song!

    JOB TARDIS SONG by JOBTARDIS on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

    Jobby jobby jobby jobtardis



    These guys can't be for real can they?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      My mistake - there is a company of that name.

      Incorporated in 08/09/11
      Last edited by cojak; 24 February 2012, 17:44. Reason: Oops!
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Looks like the future to me.

        We already have agents mass-trawling CVs for fictitious vacancies, so we don't forget they still exist.

        Why not go one stage further and have fictitious agents :-)

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          #14
          Let's take a look at the About Us | Jobtardis.co.uk shall we?

          Ahh...
          Founded in 2011, Jobtardis.co.uk is headquartered in 14th Floor, York House Empire Way, Wembley, London - HA9 0PA with offices in CA , New Delhi, Chennai and Hyderabad.
          My work here is done.

          Eyethangyew...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Oops - there is a company with that name.

            My mistake - I'll correct that post now...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16


              I thought this was some kinda weird CUK wind up? But this is a real company?

              Seems the retards picked an unfortunate business name like these other ones:
              - www.expertsexchange.com
              - www.penisland.net
              - www.therapistfinder.com
              - www.powergenitalia.com (now a dating website but the original domain was for an italian utility company)
              - www.molestationnursery.com
              - www.cummingfirst.com
              - www.speedofart.com
              Last edited by wim121; 24 February 2012, 18:07.

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                #17
                There's some lovely phrases on the resumes
                Jobtardis - Job Lords for Job-Seekers

                Enjoy the happenings in work environment.

                Jobtardis - Job Lords for Job-Seekers

                Implying the learned skills in a proper way, Planning on work and act accordingly.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  There's some lovely phrases on the resumes
                  Jobtardis - Job Lords for Job-Seekers

                  Enjoy the happenings in work environment.

                  Jobtardis - Job Lords for Job-Seekers

                  Implying the learned skills in a proper way, Planning on work and act accordingly.
                  ****** ***** is Happy Man.

                  Rather disturbingly so are Chloe and Amelia. I don't think they've thought this through properly have they.
                  Last edited by doodab; 24 February 2012, 19:14.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    ****** ***** is Happy Man.

                    Rather disturbingly so are Chloe and Amelia. I don't think they've thought this through properly have they.
                    What - you mean there's women in IT???

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      What - you mean there's women in IT???
                      Well according to the jobtards they are all happy man. Perhaps they are man happy, who knows?
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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