Rate increase tips

[eek]

Dear Agent,

As part of our new corporate sustainability and responsibility policy implemented due to the bribery act 2011 SC unlimited need to increase our prices to allow us to accurately account for the bribes (sorry, I meant) commission our mutual end client is paying for my services.

yours,

SC

[TimberWolf]

Dear Agent,

Give us the money or else (the granny get it).

[MarillionFan]

I'm sure I'll miss it at times. Do you miss yer tat shop or glad to be rid ? (Or, I suspect, a bit of both)

Well rid to be honest. I used to go into shops and be like 'oh that's nice, I wonder if that would sell' then start a conversation with the owner and have a chinwag(being in the business and all that).

Now when I walk in to someones shop I think 'Tat. What a bunch of mugs'.

So no, I miss it like like a hole in the head. Actually, I'd prefer a hole in the head.