Dear Agency Parasite,
It has come to my attention that Client Co have a requirement to purchase the services of Spacecadet Ltd for a further three month period.
Spacecadet Ltd have introduced a new fee structure which will result in an increased cost to Agency of xx% for the duration of the new contract, due to increased fiscal pressure in the market place.
Please forward the relevant paperwork and also take note of the fact that Agency's continued business relationship with both Spacecadet Ltd and Client Co relies on you not completely f**king this up.
Chin Chin
SpaceCadet (Managing Director).
Note to Cojak - f**king, in this case, is being used as a substitute for 'forking', so please hold back on you usual 'non specific' infraction notice.
It has come to my attention that Client Co have a requirement to purchase the services of Spacecadet Ltd for a further three month period.
Spacecadet Ltd have introduced a new fee structure which will result in an increased cost to Agency of xx% for the duration of the new contract, due to increased fiscal pressure in the market place.
Please forward the relevant paperwork and also take note of the fact that Agency's continued business relationship with both Spacecadet Ltd and Client Co relies on you not completely f**king this up.
Chin Chin
SpaceCadet (Managing Director).
Note to Cojak - f**king, in this case, is being used as a substitute for 'forking', so please hold back on you usual 'non specific' infraction notice.
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