Who do I hand in my badge to?

[chef]

all the best matey, do pop in from time to time to annoy the latest trolls and see what idiotic stuff is being posted

[Troll]

In preparation for the forthcoming Euro-pocalypse and the depression that'll follow it, I've joined the permie dark side...

per change adveho vicis Rodders... this time next year...

[Paddy]

It's ok - I might be stopping renting soon ...

Put your name down for a council house. Then kip in your car outside the council offices. You will be housed within seven days.