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Ginger winkers....
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Presumably there aren't a lot of flame haired beauties wanting to double up?"I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."
Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Christ alive! I've found a plan b that could generate £1000 a day and I'd enjoy the work!Cryos pays donors up to $500 (£316), and sends its semen to over 65 countries worldwide.
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The little fellas need to be able to swim DP not float on the top.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostChrist alive! I've found a plan b that could generate £1000 a day and I'd enjoy the work!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Or to put it another way... non redhead childless people are miserable discriminatory nazi jaffers.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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<bricktop>Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostChrist alive! I've found a plan b that could generate £1000 a day and I'd enjoy the work!

"In the words of the virgin Mary . . . come again?"
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Saw this when he did the proms(which was brilliant).Originally posted by Freamon View Post
It has a one N, one I, two G's, one E, one R. (The in-laws and wife looked at each other shocked as I walked to the kitchen, 'I can't believe he's going to do a serious song with that word' said the wife'
'It spells Ginger!' I shouted from the kitchen, eyes rolling.
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