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My trip to Oxford

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    #21
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Imaginary number
    It all becomes better if I slip in the j coefficient
    Last edited by scooterscot; 16 September 2011, 12:31.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #22
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      How much, £1000 per day presumably?

      Go on tell me, I want to know how much it would cost me to hire you for one mathematical project I've got in mind.
      He's not on £1000 per day. Otherwise he wouldn't be in Germany.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        He's not on £1000 per day. Otherwise he wouldn't be in Germany.
        He is currently in tulipy hotel near Heathrow.

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          #24
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          It all becomes better if I sleep in the j coefficient

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Your fault is that you expect to charge your clients top coin yet you want to pay others who provide you with essential services as little as possible.
            Yes, I call it profit.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #26
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              He is currently in tulipy hotel near Heathrow.
              It's the mouse I feel sorry for.

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                #27
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Yes, I call it profit.
                Why won't you sleep rough on a street? This way you'll quadruple your profits.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  You'll upset Corporal Jones with that sort of talk.
                  Sorry Corporal.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    It's the mouse I feel sorry for.
                    He ate Jerry?

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                      #30
                      Time to mention the six euro I got charged in Hamburg for 250ml of 'Alsterwaßer' and then, cos I didn't like it, another six euro for a 250ml plastic cup of 'Diesel'.

                      One was Shandy and one was half beer/half coke.

                      That's the last time I go to the Reeperbahn....

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