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It all becomes better if I slip in the j coefficientLast edited by scooterscot; 16 September 2011, 12:31."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
He's not on £1000 per day. Otherwise he wouldn't be in Germany.Originally posted by AtW View PostHow much, £1000 per day presumably?
Go on tell me, I want to know how much it would cost me to hire you for one mathematical project I've got in mind.Hard Brexit now!
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He is currently in tulipy hotel near Heathrow.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHe's not on £1000 per day. Otherwise he wouldn't be in Germany.Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostIt all becomes better if I sleep in the j coefficient
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Yes, I call it profit.Originally posted by AtW View PostYour fault is that you expect to charge your clients top coin yet you want to pay others who provide you with essential services as little as possible."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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It's the mouse I feel sorry for.Originally posted by AtW View PostHe is currently in tulipy hotel near Heathrow.Comment
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Why won't you sleep rough on a street? This way you'll quadruple your profits.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYes, I call it profit.Comment
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Sorry Corporal.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou'll upset Corporal Jones with that sort of talk."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Time to mention the six euro I got charged in Hamburg for 250ml of 'Alsterwaßer' and then, cos I didn't like it, another six euro for a 250ml plastic cup of 'Diesel'.
One was Shandy and one was half beer/half coke.
That's the last time I go to the Reeperbahn....Comment
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