Bouncing breasts

[ChrisPackit]

I'd be miffed if I was a woman who had just spent £5000 on a new pair of tits and the blokes in the office didn't have a good look. I'd be wanting my money back...

[PAH]

I doubt they follow that logic.

After all, they spend tuliploads on shoes and it's the last thing a bloke notices, if they notice at all.

Once went on holiday with a bint who took eleven pairs of shoes, all the same except the colour, for a one week holiday. Then complained when her massive suitcase was over the weight allowance and had to pay extra.

[Mich the Tester]

I doubt they follow that logic.

After all, they spend tuliploads on shoes and it's the last thing a bloke notices, if they notice at all.

Once went on holiday with a bint who took eleven pairs of shoes, all the same except the colour, for a one week holiday. Then complained when her massive suitcase was over the weight allowance and had to pay extra.

Did you bring the same stupid bint back home with you?

A sensible chap would dump her there and find someone less airheaded.

[Old Greg]

Did you bring the same stupid bint back home with you?

A sensible chap would dump her there and find someone less airheaded.

But bring the shoes back and sell them to CM and MP.

[PAH]

No comment.

[shaunbhoy]

How about these then Simon?

MNSFW

[PAH]

That reminds me, Space Hoppers are great.


So is Muttley. :insertMuttleySmileyHere_ThereIsOneIsn'tThere_Roll Eyes:

[wobbegong]

How about these then Simon?

MNSFW

I don't know why, but I just didn't see that one coming. Nice one SB!

[eek]

I doubt they follow that logic.

After all, they spend tuliploads on shoes and it's the last thing a bloke notices, if they notice at all.

Once went on holiday with a bint who took eleven pairs of shoes, all the same except the colour, for a one week holiday. Then complained when her massive suitcase was over the weight allowance and had to pay extra.

Reader, I married her.

[wim121]

It's disgraceful the way their dressed. They're asking for trouble.

Indeed. I cant understand women/feminists/devils in disuise, that dress in toght provocative outfits, then whine and moan when a man looks at them or compliments them.

What's the etiquette here?

Sitting in the office, for some reason it's muffty day and some of the fit birds have gone for super tight or revealing tops. There's a couple, who have a couple of rather bouncy bouncies which I am biologically programmed to be distracted by.

So far I'm only managing a quick glimpse as everyone walks behind me. I can't really then swivel around as it's obvious I'm then checking out the back carriage.

Any ideas on how I can get a good gawp without getting rumbled?

You're not thinking like a geek. Do you work in IT?

Best way is get a webcam viewer/recorder, then sit at your laptop at a perfect angle, so you dont block the cam, angled up to catch the best shot as they walk behind. Pretend to be hard at work tapping away and when you cant take it anymore, take your laptop to the toilets and press play.

Best way to get rid of the tension and the project manager will admire your restraint and devotion to work and extend your contract.