Bankers bonuses, chock full of zeroes!

[DimPrawn]

UBS bankers face zero bonuses - FT.com



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[sasguru]

What the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearly

[DimPrawn]

What the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearly

Probably spending all day booking expensive holidays and looking through Porsche and Ferrari brochures.

Sack the lot of them!

[sasguru]

I see a Plan F forming

[DimPrawn]

I see a Plan F forming

How's your knitting software coming along?

[sasguru]

How's your knitting software coming along?

It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.

[Mich the Tester]

It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.

There is being no requirement for knit and purl function; this is being an enhancement and must be doing planned for future releases.

Sending to you kindest regardings

Bob

[AtW]

It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.

Which stage is selling it ... 9?

[MarillionFan]

It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.

You mean that

1) You couldn't understand Bob
2) Bob couldn't understand you.
3) You paid Bob up front
4) Your spec was full of holes and he had to interpret. You wanted a sports car, he gave you a half eaten mango
5) Bob is now not returning your emails, telephone calls or SMS's. You have managed to speak to a lady called Mrs Bob who said Bob had died from TB.
6) Bob Cousin Ltd has just released a new product onto the internet that looks like the Sports Car you wanted.

[sasguru]

Which stage is selling it ... 9?

A damn sight sooner than the years it took you. And we'll make more money.
HTH, BIDI.