My Wilmslow moment

[Churchill]

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that

I don't know what you're talking about...

[Mich the Tester]

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that

Even a Euroshag?

[jmo21]

I am going to my god daughters 21st at the weekend and the parents had arranged a B&B for us to stay in. I told them I didnt want it, rang the pub up and cancelled. My friend had insisted I call them and said that he had other guests who wanted the room, so really no problem apart from a bit of name changing. He then texts me and says that the pub are "very unhappy". he didnt need to tell me that but he and his wife cannot help themselves but to make everyone around them feel guilty and uncomfortable, so this is not an isolated incident. So I sent him a text saying "tulip happens" and no doubt he and his wife will "kick off" when we see them.

How am I doing Wilmslow?

Sounds like your mate is the "Wilmslow".

[eek]

Sounds like your mate is the "Wilmslow".

Are we sure his mate isn't actually Wilmslow?

[AtW]

Are we sure his mate isn't actually Wilmslow?

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent's mate has got kids.

HTH

[DodgyAgent]

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent's mate has got kids.

HTH

Or at least knows how to make them

[BA to the Stars]

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent has got mates.

HTH

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Indeed. It is in the middle of Lincolnshire

Isn't that where incest is compulsary?

[wobbegong]

Isn't that where incest is compulsary?

Yes, that's the place. They also throw bread at helicopters.