Getting a bit windy

[Paddy]

Works well so long as you remember not to piss into the wind.

Pee evaporates = 30c+

Pee freezes = -2c or less.

Can't Pee and can't find knob = -30c

Pee blows back = wind direction.

Pee reverses = very strong winds

Pee has haze = possible mist or fog.

Any more?

[TimberWolf]

Pee evaporates = 30c+

Pee freezes = -2c or less.

Can't Pee and can't find knob = -30c

Pee blows back = wind direction.

Pee reverses = very strong winds

Pee has haze = possible mist or fog.

Any more?

Pee in pants - you die.

-- Eskimo

[mudskipper]

Pee in pants - you die.

-- Eskimo

Old chinese proverb say

don't put bean and pee in same pot.

[Cliphead]

Now the power's gone. Off to find a hotel somewhere for the duration.

[Churchill]

Now the power's gone. Off to find a hotel somewhere for the duration.

Where's yer genny?

[DimPrawn]

Where's yer genny?

That's who he's off to the hotel with.

[Churchill]

Where's yer genny?

That's who he's off to the hotel with.

I said "genny" not someone's granny! But hey, any port in a storm...

[shaunbhoy]

I said "genny" not someone's granny! But hey, any port in a storm...

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle Churchy!

[minestrone]

Gone a bit quiet here just now, was fairly gusty this afternoon.

My four wheelie bins have been tied up so they do not end up across the garden like last time.

[minestrone]

The last bit on the 1 o'clock news was some female news reporter standing at Saltcoats beach expressing how windy it was, 2 minutes later the Scotland news had the same report from the exact same position but with a different girl.