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    #11
    Boiling water - undetectable

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      #12
      Wilmslow have you considered getting a panda?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        These things are around 4-5 metres tall, and right by the red cedar hedge that is starting to take good shape, and needing all the sun it can get.

        Not planted, just plonked at the side of the fence (the red cedar hedge is by the fence on my side).
        So your red cedar hedge that needs all the sun it can get (since when did hedges need all the sun they can get anyway?) is your side of the fence, and these triffid palms are the other side of the fence?
        WTF is the problem then? Surely the fence already obscures the sunlight from this quaint hedge of yours, so how much worse can a few palms really make it?
        On top of that, a 4-5m high palm would have to be in a pot so large that it would not just "blow over" without Hurricane Irene making a flying visit.
        Sorry, you will need to try a bit harder.

        Fail!!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          On top of that, a 4-5m high palm would have to be in a pot so large that it would not just "blow over" without Hurricane Irene making a flying visit.
          Sorry, you will need to try a bit harder.

          Fail!!

          Wrong - already blown over twice!

          They are bamboo canes so rather light, and not even in decent sized proper pots, just the plastic ones they came in. It is really bonkers!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
            They are bamboo canes so rather light, and not even in decent sized proper pots, just the plastic ones they came in. It is really bonkers!
            Wilmsy, I am so glad you were not born in Asia because they'd take those bamboo canes and use them to torture you.

            HTH

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              #16
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

              They are bamboo canes so rather light
              Oh yes, they must positively turn day to night. Your poor hedge must think it is in the grip of a nuclear winter.

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Wilmslow have you considered getting a panda?
                Surely my Focus is a far superior car? I am living the permie dream!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  Well, all been quiet for a while, other than the usual scuttling around from Mrs neighbour when she comes out to the driveway to find me already there washing my car, or something like that.

                  Noticed a load of huge bamboo plants in the plastic pots they come with over the last couple of days, even taller than the 5 foot tall red cedar hedge that is starting to take shape nicely.

                  These things are around 4-5 metres tall, and right by the red cedar hedge that is starting to take good shape, and needing all the sun it can get.

                  Not planted, just plonked at the side of the fence (the red cedar hedge is by the fence on my side).

                  When breezy the plants fall over, so she comes scuttling outside to pick them up again before darting back inside.

                  About to see how effective super strong weedkiller really is
                  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    Surely my Focus is a far superior car?
                    Your "focus" should be on trying to source a woman that is not a psycopath, a bunny boiler, or as mad as a march hare!!

                    HTH
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      classic Shaun responses here,


                      good job


                      Milan.

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