The official CUK come dine with me challenge

[suityou01]

The only reason Scotland has never successfully been invaded it that nobody was interested in owning a land where the inhabitants wear dresses, worry sheep and have everyone has a bright ginger beard(including the lasses)

Just saying like.

Scotland has been successfully invaded many times you knobber.

HTH BISDI

[MarillionFan]

Too much Vino

You're pissed on wine at 5pm with three
children and an expectant wife in the house???

I'm phoning social services.

[MarillionFan]

Scotland has been successfully invaded many times you knobber.

HTH BISDI

I meant conquered.

Good point. It's not actually difficult to invade Scotland, you just sort of turn up with some Buckie and a deep fried mars bar, it's just that later it's gets ugly when their giros run out.

[Cliphead]

The feckers invade then moan about it

Give it back to the picts.

[suityou01]

You're pissed on wine at 5pm with three
children and an expectant wife in the house???

I'm phoning social services.

Hey, I was pissed at 4pm thanks

[SimonMac]

Would we get bonus points if someone licked the chutney spoon?

[suityou01]

Would we get bonus points if someone licked the chutney spoon?

Only if they then put it back.

[MarillionFan]

Only if they then put it back.

You sobered up yet, you pisshead.

Though saying that, two glasses of wine and you're anyones I heard.

[ctdctd]

You sobered up yet, you pisshead.

Though saying that, two glasses of wine and you're anyones I heard.

Pah, I've had nearly the whole bottle and I can still pick and choose.

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