Friday Poetry Corner - No Choice

[TestMangler]

PS TM - there is nothing wrong with havng the odd wink altough if it becomes excessive you could always visit an optician

What do you mean 'if it becomes excessive' ?

Can you put some numbers on that and I'll get back to you......

[AlfredJPruffock]

It was written on the back of cubicle 4 at the Grantham Municipal toilets circa 1980 along with:

Here lies the grave of Mary Anne
F*cked & shagged by every man
Now she's dead but not forgotten
They just dig her up and **** her rotten

By some guy called "Anon"

Aye Troll

Good to see the old toilet humour is still alive - its a very British thing Toilet Humour - a bit like weaing slightly uncomfortable clothing to the office.

I know I do.

Anyway good to see so many Poetry Lovers out there - Who's Next ?

[Arturo Bassick]

I wanna feel your bum, but I know, you'll slap me hand. Every time I see you smile, it makes me want to stand. I want to kiss your lips, but I'm scared about me breath. I wanna hold your hand, but I'm half frightened to death. I want to drop formalities and let my fingers roam, but me mum's banging on the ceiling, telling me to take you home. I wanna take you to the picture's, your studys in the way. And leaving can be grieving, when you always wanna stay. I wanna marry you this instant, and let my feelings delve, but me Dad says I'll have to wait, because I'm only twelve.

C. Charles aged 12.

[OwlHoot]

Early to rise, late to bed,
makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

[TestMangler]

Said mother tern to baby tern,
Would you like a little brother ?
Said baby tern to mummy tern,
Yes, one good tern deserves another.

S. Milligan

People who live in glass houses,
Should pull the blinds,
When removing their trouses.

S Milligan (again).