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Originally posted by pacharan View PostYes, like the one I consulted when I came back from India with a boil on the end of me knob.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf a contractor screws up nothing much will happen apart from a few sore arses from the round of spankings that get handed down. If a doctor prescribes a drug which has certain side effects or worse still reacts to any other medication someone might be taking, a quick reference check will make me feel a little better.
How many times have you been on the plane and heard 'If there are any passengers who are IT consultants, specialising in SQL server all versions, would you please make yourself known to the cabin crew'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSpot on.
How many times have you been on the plane and heard 'If there are any passengers who are IT consultants, specialising in SQL server all versions, would you please make yourself known to the cabin crew'
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf a contractor screws up nothing much will happen apart from a few sore arses from the round of spankings that get handed down. If a doctor prescribes a drug which has certain side effects or worse still reacts to any other medication someone might be taking, a quick reference check will make me feel a little better.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSame number of times I've heard them ask if there's a doctor on board
how many times
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Originally posted by pacharan View Post
My expectations are somewhat higher.
Anyone can look things up in a book. Dents my confidence in their ability somewhat.
Perhaps you'd be happier if the doctor simply prescribed Anadin Extra every time you visited.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSpot on.
How many times have you been on the plane and heard 'If there are any passengers who are IT consultants, specialising in SQL server all versions, would you please make yourself known to the cabin crew'Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo you went in there with some sort of STD? No doubt she has seen them all before.
Watch out mate, whilst you were on enforced holiday this place has switch to "family forum" model...Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostGPs are basically failed surgeons, i.e. they would have wanted to qualify for a more specialised career in medicine but didn't have the brains to get there.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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