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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Eeeew no thanks, covered in Harry Monk.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhy don't you steal Churchills joke book?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I don't. I like our squirrel-bothering floor-dweller (even when he's fishing for rep)Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI second that request.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI don't. I like our squirrel-bothering floor-dweller (even when he's fishing for rep)
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128.0.0.1 results in a nice connection error / timeout, exatcly what one wants whilst trying to feed the habit of checking CUK...
I am sueing browser makers tomorrow for predicting my addiction to CUK in URL location bar
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Not a day goes by where you don't mention my name. I'm flattered, I really am but we're just not destined to be together.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhy don't you steal Churchills joke book?
Keep looking and you'll find that special person.Comment
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Page 79Originally posted by Churchill View PostNot a day goes by where you don't mention my name. I'm flattered, I really am but we're just not destined to be together.
Keep looking and you'll find that special person.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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