Getting old

[DimPrawn]

Not quite an estate but the audi S5 sportback is probably the best looking sub 50k car being made at the moment and it has 5 doors.

Can you fit a Labrador, five check blankets and a folding Zimmer Deluxe Walking Frame in there?

[sasguru]

Can you fit a Labrador, five check blankets and a folding Zimmer Deluxe Walking Frame in there?

Baggy doesn't have dogs or kids. She who must not be named turned him down.

[Churchill]

Baggy doesn't have dogs or kids. She who must not be named turned him down.

Who? Lucy?

Nah it didn't work that way, Baggy shat himself and cried off.

Then he whinged when she went all Bunny Boiler.

Hell hath no fury and all that...

[suityou01]

Did a lot of walking on holiday, and my £90 pair of Asics tool a right pounding. Granted a combination of gravitational pull and distance covered.

I saw a fella in a pair of walking boots, and thought "oooh they look comfy"

[MarillionFan]

Did a lot of walking on holiday, and my £90 pair of Asics tool a right pounding. Granted a combination of gravitational pull and distance covered.

I saw a fella in a pair of walking boots, and thought "oooh they look comfy"

You'll find that if you don't take all of the extra weight out of the vehicle before heading on a long journey that the tyres won't last as long.

Just saying chubby.

[suityou01]

You'll find that if you don't take all of the extra weight out of the vehicle before heading on a long journey that the tyres won't last as long.

Just saying chubby.

I now have my own home made Muesli to look forward to. The bacon, egg and cheese sarny breakfasts are a thing of the past.

[MarillionFan]

I now have my own home made out of Muesli to look forward to. The bacon, egg and cheese sarny breakfasts are a thing of the past.

ftfy

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? Apparently he was pulled under by a strong currant

[suityou01]

ftfy

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? Apparently he was pulled under by a strong currant

That joke deserves rep

[DimPrawn]

Changed my mind about the estate car. I really want one of these (458 Italia) , in shocking yellow.

[AtW]

Changed my mind about the estate car. I really want one of these (458 Italia) , in shocking yellow.

Do you know how much a single service of those costs?