Bunch of temp employees

[OzzieExpat]

Ozzies can take UK jobs for one reason, they are better. Now what was it you were saying about market forces ?

[Phoenix]

I heard it was sunny in the UK yesterday. Hope you've all taken a photo, cause it might be the last time you see it for a while.
Still I expect 1/2 of you will be off to Grimsby for a swim this Easter right ?

By the way contracting in Oz is better than the UK. Plus better quality off life. I hope that's clear.

Who is this guy?
I feel sorry for his family

[privateeye]

Ozzies can take UK jobs for one reason, they are better. Now what was it you were saying about market forces ?

It is easier for the agents and clients to screw their rates down cos they are such wimps

[PerlOfWisdom]

Ozzies can take UK jobs for one reason, they are better. Now what was it you were saying about market forces ?

Better for the client. Economically.

[Xenophon]

An Englishman wanted to transform himself into an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how he could achieve this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, but I will need to remove half your brain". "Yeah, that's OK" said the Englishman. "All my life I've wanted to be Irish so I'm prepared to take the risk."
The operation went ahead and sometime later the Englishman awoke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm terribly sorry!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out." The patient replied, "No worries, mate!! Fair Dinkum."

It is so funny because it is true.

Oh and OzzieExpat - I am not a hardcore techie and I rake in large wedges of cash every day. I can even see a bit of sun as a I look out of the window. Life is good.

Now, **** off.

[Mailman]

Oi be on the highest daily rate ever achieved in 15 years of contracting

£4.95 an hour isnt anything to gloat about benny

Regards

Mailman

[BoredBloke]

If life is so good in Oz, why are most of them here? Must be for the weather!

[Phoenix]

If life is so good in Oz, why are most of them here? Must be for the weather!

Cos the Shiela's like English C*ck :@)

[hugebrain]

From the Jobserve Aussie Newsletter:

Welcome to the JobServe Newsletter.

General News

Increase in low-paid workers
07/04/2006(11:51)
The number of low-paid workers has increased as a proportion of the total Australian workforce, according to new research.

The number of Australians who earn less than two-thirds of the national average (less than $533 a week) has soared by as much as 600,000 over the past decade, the research reveals.

Fewer public sector jobs
31/03/2006(17:24)
Public sector jobs across Australia have fallen substantially over the past 20 years, according to a Commonwealth parliamentary library research article.

It found that public sector jobs, at federal, state and local government level, now represent just 16 per cent of total employment in Australia, compared to 26 per cent in 1984.

Those top two make Australia sound excellent.

High contractor rates must mean that not so many plebs can keep up. Fewer parasites means less taxes.

Got to get to this paradise quick!

[Mordac]

Ozzies can take UK jobs for one reason, they are better. Now what was it you were saying about market forces ?

No, it's because they are cheaper. Now, 2 pints of Stella please barman, and make it quick.