Have we done the "Hey Dude, where's my penis" one yet?

[zeitghost]

Here we go; found it in the Wail.

Trucker Phillip Seaton loses $16m penis amputation lawsuit against Dr John Patterson | Mail Online

[shaunbhoy]

At the very least he deserves a good bollocking.

But only if he dropped the ball.

[Mich the Tester]

He needs better legal assistance to tackle cases like this.

[shaunbhoy]

I suppose the truck driver has gone off half-cock now then?

[pacharan]

I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.

[Mich the Tester]

I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.

Are you still dicking around with that phone of yours?

[shaunbhoy]

I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.

Yes, thanks for that Officer Crabtree!!!

[pacharan]

Are you still dicking around with that phone of yours?

No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.

[Mich the Tester]

No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.

[Arturo Bassick]

No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.

You have a Gorilla to clean your screen? I am impressed