I have the horrible suspicion...

[Chico]

Spoke too soon

From The Sun

[wendigo100]

Why, aren't lesbians allowed to win it?

[Chico]

Why, aren't lesbians allowed to win it?

Not sure Sir Alan would want to be associated with all that publicity.

[Mailman]

Why, aren't lesbians allowed to win it?

Not ugly ones thats for sure!

Mailman

[Jabberwocky]

Can your God cure her chico ?

[Spartacus]

Not sure Sir Alan would want to be associated with all that publicity.

Bit late for that, Chico, the programme was recorded last year. Unless he can borrow Threaded's time machine.

[Churchill]

I don't think the fat lass will win. She goes bright red when she's angry. She can hardly keep control - she's a fat bully, just like Threaded.

[threaded]

I don't think the fat lass will win. She goes bright red when she's angry. She can hardly keep control - she's a fat bully, just like Threaded.

Just a little clarification for the congregation: English Bulldogs are notoriously difficult to train. It is important to begin training your Bulldog while the puppy is very young. In the beginning, it may be cute when your puppy plays rough, jumps, or chews on hands or feet. However, allowing this behavior will make it increasingly difficult to train your dog. It is also important to keep in mind that striking your Bulldog can encourage aggressive behavior.

Using a cage can be very helpful when training an English Bulldog.The size of the cage should be big enough for the dog to stand and stretch out. The dog can be fed in the cage and then let out to a place outside or on newspapers to eliminate. However, if you will be away from your dog for long periods of time, it may be not be best to keep your puppy in a cage. Under these circumstances the dog should at least be confined to a small area. Within the small area, newspaper should be laid out for the dog to relieve itself.

Now we turn to the most important point: The first command that should be taught to your English Bulldog is "No." This command should be used immediatly after taking your dog home. Another immediate training method that can be implemented is the use of a leash and collar. You can introduce the leash and collar to your dog slowly, but is important to do at a young age. Other important commands to teach your English Bulldog are: "Come," "Sit," "Stay," and "Down."

"Come" is obvious, "Sit" and "Stay" are so necessary when crossing roads or interacting with others. "Down" is esspecially important if you happen to bring young ladies home.

So, you can see, it is not bullying, but love really.

[DaveB]

Threaded is Barbera Woodhouse, I claim my £5!

[Churchill]

"Come" is obvious, "Sit" and "Stay" are so necessary when crossing roads or interacting with others. "Down" is esspecially important if you happen to bring young ladies home.

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