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Caption competition

21 August 2011, 21:09

"I'd shake hand with a Satan if it makes me money."
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21 August 2011, 21:17

Mass murderer shakes hand of the guy on the right.
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#3

21 August 2011, 21:18

You're next...

Me, me, me...
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21 August 2011, 21:19

"That lying toe rag makes me sick"
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#5

21 August 2011, 21:20

It's curtains for you. Plus a fez.
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#6

21 August 2011, 23:11

Mad Dog: "1.8 million barrels per day at $1 per barrel? Sold to the war monger on the left."

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#7

22 August 2011, 07:28

These Bedouin tents from Ikea never fit together properly but I think he’s happy with it.

"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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