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Never mind later on this evening you can sit in your kitchen winking like a dervish.Hard Brexit now!
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Who needs to sit in the kitchen to do that?Originally posted by sasguru View PostNever mind later on this evening you can sit in your kitchen winking like a dervish.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Since he got tagged, AtW.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWho needs to sit in the kitchen to do that?Comment
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Pooperscoop, since he has no mates.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWho needs to sit in the kitchen to do that?Hard Brexit now!
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Well it's 55 degrees where I am and I've got ten litres of beer to get through before lunch and I've just got out of my three hundred metre pool with views over the Himalayas AND the Caribbean. Beat that.Comment
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Farenheit, Watneys Red Barrel and a Readers Digest Atlas I presume. Personally I'm sitting naked (well, just my reliable leopardskin thong on) by the pool with a nice bottle of wine in the cooler next to me (and some strange, quite gay, cigarettes I bought at a Tabac)Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWell it's 55 degrees where I am and I've got ten litres of beer to get through before lunch and I've just got out of my three hundred metre pool with views over the Himalayas AND the Caribbean. Beat that.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Can you still get watneys red barrel?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostFarenheit, Watneys Red Barrel and a Readers Digest Atlas I presume. Personally I'm sitting naked (well, just my reliable leopardskin thong on) by the pool with a nice bottle of wine in the cooler next to me (and some strange, quite gay, cigarettes I bought at a Tabac)

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It's been mid twenties all day here and now, just as I'm about to leave work wearing a short sleeve shirt it's started pnissing down. Thunder and lightning!
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