Celebrity Big Brother

[TestMangler]

I'll give you Jim Watt. Scott Harrison was a pisshead and weighed in less than one of my turds. In addition apart from Scott every name is 20 years plus.

Any Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Cruiser Weights or Super Middles???

Of course not. Everyone knows Scotland is the birthplace of the aggresive wee bloke

[MarillionFan]

Fancy yer chances?

Well I was about to have some fun with this thread. But not tonight. L8rs

[Zippy]

Well I was about to have some fun with this thread. But not tonight. L8rs

See you Friday? We could chuck in a couple of sheep-shagger jokes to even it up a bit?

[minestrone]

I suspect this is going to be very funny and I am actually looking forward to watching it.

C4 ruined the program with too much right on crap and too many stupid childish tasks. It all got way too serious and up it's own arse.

I would be pretty sure Desmond knows what the public want from Big Brother, booze, fights, shagging & tarts.

[Clippy]

If Charlie Sheen was on this I'd tune in but can't see it happening.

Apparently, Sally Bercow will be on the show.

[TimberWolf]

The only definites are Z listers and people I'm not interested in. Jedward reportedly being paid £500,000 each ffs.

[Zippy]

The only definites are Z listers and people I'm not interested in. Jedward reportedly being paid £500,000 each ffs.

Don't be so superior - that's 25 grand per hour in the house. I'd be happy with £2k.

Correction: 50 grand

[TimberWolf]

Who? Two in, two unknowns.

[TimberWolf]

I hope they're leaving the best till last...

[TimberWolf]

They obviously raided Mensa to get these people