She had this comming

[wobbegong]

Good point.

How do you stand on wine gums?

They're the Devil's clag-nuts.

[shaunbhoy]

If she had been thinking, she should have done a runner as soon as the teacher took the car keys

Yes that would have been a great plan Baldrick. With or without the kids?

[lilelvis2000]

If she had been thinking, she should have done a runner as soon as the teacher took the car keys and said she was calling the police. A good 24 hours on the run and she'd have been sober and able to pass a police breath test.
But being bladdered I guess she couldn't think straight.

Or run straight.