Bloody idiot, probably one of those IT permie scumbags that can't afford a tank of petrol, driving a Focus at 45mph in the outside lane, wouldn't move over for me or anyone so I just flashed the headlights for a moment and then the little snitch phoned my boss to complain. The boss was very angry and said 'I don't employ you to be merciful, get around his house and beat the tulip out of him you wimp!' I'll have to stop by this evening, which is particularly inconvenient as I was planning to go shooting. I guess I'll have to rush home and pick up the shotgun first.
