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What's your double dip plan?
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FTFYOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostA real depression is wa*nking up alone and finding yourself in a Bum, having worked on the same fruitless P*rn for 6 years, and still living in a tiny c*ck with only a DFS sofa and box of tissues as belongings.
That's depressing.

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Some massive slides so far this morning. FTSE holding up, but banking taking a kicking.
And worse still I was long on Inmarsat FFS!!!
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I find that a single dip for approximately 2.5 seconds is most effective, allowing the biscuit to soak up some coffee without compromising structural integrity. Avoid double dipping unless you like drinking the sludge that gathers at the bottom of the mug.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI find that a single dip for approximately 2.5 seconds is most effective, allowing the biscuit to soak up some coffee without compromising structural integrity. Avoid double dipping unless you like drinking the sludge that gathers at the bottom of the mug.
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The whole point of an AK 47 is that it is simple and robust. Anyone can maintain it. It can be dropped in mud and water and still be fired. An AK 47 is VERY powerful and will shoot through brick and 4x2. It is not very accurate but in automatic mode, you can't miss.Originally posted by AtW View PostIf you want to defend then I'd recommend something better than AK 47.
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Modern guns require a lot of maintainence and will jam if not looked after.Last edited by Paddy; 4 August 2011, 09:11."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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to best prepare yourself for what might be coming begin by reading about what happened last time and who the winners and losers were...
John Kenneth Galbraith - Great Depression of 1929
Dying of Money - Jens what's his name
and the other book
read those
then get some land
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A long long time ago ...
On this forum I predicted -in the future -we shall vote not for Polical Partys but Banks - so you could find yourslef voting Barclays RSB rather than Labout or Tory.
The best way to cope with the global financial meltdown - on the basis that if you cant beat them - is for ecah individual to form theiir own Bank with fractal reserve capavlity - all you need is a laptop , a phone and a few big loans later you shall be filling your boots.
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Had lunch in the pub today Alf?Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
A long long time ago ...
On this forum I predicted -in the future -we shall vote not for Polical Partys but Banks - so you could find yourslef voting Barclays RSB rather than Labout or Tory.
The best way to cope with the global financial meltdown - on the basis that if you cant beat them - is for ecah individual to form theiir own Bank with fractal reserve capavlity - all you need is a laptop , a phone and a few big loans later you shall be filling your boots.
Perfect.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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You can have AK 47, and I'll have this:Originally posted by Paddy View PostThe whole point of an AK 47 is that it is simple and robust. Anyone can maintain it. It can be dropped in mud and water and still be fired. An AK 47 is VERY powerful and will shoot through brick and 4x2. It is not very accurate but in automatic mode, you can't miss.

I'll write "He liked Putin and AK-47" on your grave stone as warning to future generations
As for for hard to maintain guns, well a soldier that does not maintain his gun well deserves to die.Comment
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