My question on Newbies has been answered

[MaryPoppins]

You should be ashamed. I have to say I'm not turned on by 'dirty talk' from strange women on the internet.

I'm starting to like you. You're lucky CUK has filters on rude words here, or I'd post something utterly filthy.

[Old Greg]

You should be ashamed. I have to say I'm not turned on by 'dirty talk' from strange women on the internet.

Another reason why you're in the wrong place, honey.

[MaryPoppins]

My concern is that he's not a sockie. If he is he's a good one but I can't imagine anyone capable of creating such a clever sockie they are usually so predictable.

Also slut is a mite uncalled for. I also find Floozy or strumpet a better starting point although Harlot is good if you want to get straight to the point.

How's the DIY by the way? Although a rabbit would be a cheaper option.

Ah, I'm sure he is. Surely. The alternative is too scary. .

Harlot - very polite.

DIY scheduled to start next week. I promise not to put any of his body parts into my mouth until I know he's done a decent job on the decorating.

[Craic]

Not sure what a sockie is so I checked it on Google. the first 2 references are:-

1. Sockie

A sockie is two bestfriends that has up to 95% of everything in common,
1. your favorite color must be green
2. you must be called a poser at least twice in your life
3. and you must be random

I would guess it's not that one. I tried the next which appears to be lyrics to a song.

2.

Lyrics to O Sockie :
[Chorus:]
Come on Sockie
Let me get into your head
Oh Sockie
We can make it in the bed
Oh Sockie
Choose a player like me
Do it in the day time
With the DOGG
Oh on Sockie
Can I take you away
Oh on Sockie
Have you ever been to LA
Oh on Sockie
Come on play on my team
We're gonna do it in the day time

Say Sockie
Take this Marry J cookie
And roll with the Dogg vampire
Just came hock me
You're... you need a... pimp
Or a real Don Juan you might get wipe
Yellow cause ain't fly
So hop in my jet
Try to read my mind
You might get wet
Choose big lose big
I know all the spots

[Chorus]

Leave a stain on your brain
Can a dog get some love
Won't treat you like...
And make you drink blood
Suck this stack house...
Ain't even a man
Made it turn into a bitch
He ain't for real
He... true blood
No... I smell true...
Wanna be a vampire?
Got to listen up
I'll hit you with the... wanna suck

Not sure it's that one either.

[Craic]

Another reason why you're in the wrong place, honey.

Can someone post some homo erotic stuff for Old Dullard.

[MaryPoppins]

Can someone post some homo erotic stuff for Old Dullard.

That's it! You're getting into the swing of things now.

[Old Greg]

That's it! You're getting into the swing of things now.

Hear, hear.

[Craic]

That's it! You're getting into the swing of things now.

I'm just trying to work out whether Old Duffer is a 'giver' or a 'taker', an Active or a Passive so to speak.

With his limp wristed, fey posts I'm guessing a 'taker'.

After all, he could never be described as Active.

[Old Greg]

I'm just trying to work out whether Old Duffer is a 'giver' or a 'taker', an Active or a Passive so to speak.

With his limp wristed, fey posts I'm guessing a 'taker'.

After all, he could never be described as Active.

You do seem rather interested, but I like to keep a veil of mystery towards no-hopers like you.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm just trying to work out whether Old Duffer is a 'giver' or a 'taker', an Active or a Passive so to speak.

With his limp wristed, fey posts I'm guessing a 'taker'.

After all, he could never be described as Active.

Hmm - by all means, do the manly thing of calling others a 'gayer'.

Don't get into it too much, although nice to see you know all the terms.